| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | Introduction | 1.75 | 0:36 |
| 2 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage | 3.6 | 2:54 |
| 3 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines | 3.6 | 3:23 |
| 4 | Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks | 3.4 | 3:23 |
| 5 | Camisado | 3.35 | 3:11 |
| 6 | Time to Dance | 3.5 | 3:22 |
| 7 | Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | 3.65 | 3:20 |
| 8 | Intermission | 2.75 | 2:35 |
| 9 | But It’s Better If You Do | 3.55 | 3:25 |
| 10 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | 4.2 | 3:06 |
| 11 | I Constantly Thank God for Esteban | 3.55 | 3:30 |
| 12 | There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet | 4.2 | 3:16 |
| 13 | Build God, Then We’ll Talk | 4.2 | 3:40 |
| 14 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies (live in Denver) | | 3:46 |